No Music, No Life

I'm Iris, I'm 17 and I'm from Spain.

Shit I love:
Good Charlotte, Avenged Sevenfold, Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, Sick Puppies, The Pretty Reckless, Girls Aloud, The Corrs, Paramore, Falling In Reverse, Hollywood Undead, M.I.A., Megadeth, Blondie, Escape The Fate, My Chemical Romance, You Me At Six, Jessie J, System Of A Down, KoRn, Sum 41, Three Days Grace.

V for Vendetta, A Clockwork Orange, The Hunger Games, American History X, Imagine Me & You, Bridesmaids, Baby Mama, American Beauty, Mean Girls, Loving Annabelle, Gia, Monster.

Friends, 30 Rock, Dexter, The L Word, Arrested Development, Glee, Modern Family, Better Off Ted, Without A Trace, Criminal Minds, Cold Case.

Taylor Momsen, Tina Fey, Jennifer Lawrence, Sasha Grey, Kimberley Walsh, Cheryl Cole, Kristen Wiig, Megan Fox, Heather Morris, Naya Rivera, Britney Spears, Delta Goodrem, Sofía Vergara, Emma Anzai, Jennifer Aniston, Jenna Marbles, Kate Moennig, Debbie Harry, Hayley Williams, Sierra Kusterbeck, Amy Poehler, Skylar Grey, Emma Watson, Portia de Rossi, Kate Beckinsale.

Jun 3

i-find-myself-once-lered:

datrobutt:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

anniephantastic6:

forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:

logans-v-and-dimples:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.

no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…

*Dying because all of this*

For all the women I follow because this is fucking awesome.

I still don’t understand why they take the original commentary and parasitically absorb it.

-SPITS-

datrobutt:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

anniephantastic6:

forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:

logans-v-and-dimples:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet.

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.

no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…

*Dying because all of this*

For all the women I follow because this is fucking awesome.

I still don’t understand why they take the original commentary and parasitically absorb it.

-SPITS-

(via br0kensmil3e)

I asked my mirror if there is someone better looking than me. So far he’s quoting all 7 billion people in the world..

(via pointlessandboring)

leroyss:

artsyandawkward:

The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

(via j0hnnyc-is-the-gnome-for-me)

(via unbr3akmeunchainme)

(via momsensrebellion)

(via masterofderp)

(via die-buried-alive)

Honestly, just good old fashioned depression, you know? But heightened by alcoholic dependency and narcotic abuse, I mean, everybody gets depressed, it’s totally normal.

Honestly, just good old fashioned depression, you know? But heightened by alcoholic dependency and narcotic abuse, I mean, everybody gets depressed, it’s totally normal.

(via masterofderp)

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